Long Story Short: I’m going on a cruise over New Years and am trying to sneak on copious amounts of liquor. I have many ideas.
Short Story Long: Over the past couple of years, I have been adopted, I guess you can say, by my friend Mark’s family. If they were Jewish, they would say that I am Mishbucha. His grandparents invited me to Italy with them over Thanksgiving last year and earlier this year, for his dad Mark Sr.’s, 50th birthday, I was invited to ride upon a Mardi Gras float with the family. There was also a celebration in Atlanta with Mark Sr. during the SEC championship last year that I am not allowed to discuss in a public forum, but that is neither here nor there. So this holiday season, I have once again been invited to travel with the family, this time on a Western Carribean cruise, on the NCL – Norwegian Spirit.