I was the victim of either a terrorist attack or an alien attack Tuesday night.
Please let me explain…
Apparently, this is an actual photo of the world's first UFO sighting
This is a true story, by the way…
Tuesday night, my friends Audrey, Jean and Cody were going to go out to dinner to celebrate Jean’s birthday/Jean’s last night in a country with flushing toilets for two years. Audrey, despite being a severe partyoholic and an above average swimmer, works way too hard at some international microfinance commission involving the Sudan or something (learn more about Audrey HERE) and couldn’t get off work until late, so we picked her up at the subway station before heading to dinner. Now it had snowed earlier in the day and it was still pretty cold out, so as we waited at the subway station for her to emerge from the tunnel, we kept the heat and radio running in the car.
I should mention right now that I have XM radio in my car and I love it. XM allows me to catch all the Capitals and Orioles games when I’m in Atlanta, which is great, but most of all, it allows me to listen to Bruce Springsteen 24 hours a day, thanks to E-Street Radio (XM 58 on your dials). It also has a channel called 20 on 20 (XM 20 on your dials), which just plays the top 20 pop songs on the chart over and over and over. I adore this channel. Even if I am driving ten minutes to the grocery store, I can almost always count on getting my Beyonce or Taylor Swift fix without question, and on the rare occasion that I don’t hear either one of them, I am certain to here Lil’ Wayne. What isn’t to love? Well, on this faithful night at the Metro station, I heard for the very first time the new Soulja Boy song, “Kiss Me Through the Phone” on the station. The three of us were jamming on along to rhymes about Soulja Boy’s cell phone when, out of nowhere, the radio died. Soulja Boy is the apex of talented rappers in my book, so you will understand how upset I was when all of a sudden the song abruptedly turned off. Immediately after, my GPS went dead and the lights in the car started flickering. The attack had begun.
After the attack had ended, I turned the car off and tried to restart it. The engine wouldn’t turn. I tried it a few more times and still no luck. Finally, the guy in the car next to me gets out of his car and knocks on my window. The three of us assume he is going to offer us a jump or something, but instead he says something that surprises us all…
“Hey do you have jumper cables? My car just died!”
It turned out that his car died at the same exact time that my car died. He said he was sitting there, listening to the radio too, and then things just shutdown. Now I am no mathmetician, or even a bioinformaticist, but the odds of two cars sitting next to each other in a parking lot dying at the exact same time have got to be astronomical. The only explanation that makes sense is terrorist or alien attack. It is my hypothesis that the aliens are rehearsing for an invastion similar to the one seen in the latest War of the World’s movie. Or maybe it is a sign, like in the movie Signs, and therefore I should carry around a bucket of water at all time from now on. Or maybe its some magnetic pulse that Al Queda is preparing to unleash on the world and to ensure that they aren’t embarrased by failure, they tested it out at the Dunn Loring station the other night.
I’m not sure what happened, but if something goes down in the next few days or weeks, don’t say I didn’t warn you!
There is, however, a slight chance that the occurance was caused by this guy…
SONIC BOOOOOOM!!!!
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tnx for info….