You Know It’s a Great 4th of July When…

  • …you break in to your rooftop pool by “picking the lock” with two friends at 3AM on the morning of the 4th but forget to bring towels and almost suffer from hypothermia once getting out of the water
  • …you wake up in the morning with half of your voice gone from screaming along to an 80’s cover band the night before and are depressed because it will severely limit the amount of Rock Band songs you can sing at your party in a few hours
  • …you introduce a horde of new friends to the sport of Competitive Eating and get the room mesmerized by watching Joey Chestnut eat 68 hot dogs in 10 minutes
  • …you discover that No Doubt can somehow turn a good party into a great one, despite it only being 4:30pm
  • …your mom becomes the life of the party by bringing corned beef to a bunch of drunk 25 year olds
  • …you stand in a circle on the roof of your building playing CatchPhrase just like its Spring 2006 all over again, laughter included
  • …you watch the fireworks over the mall from your roof and then get to experience approximately 10 other fireworks shows from around the area while up there
  • …you get invited to your neighbors party and while there the neighbor decides that his party pales in comparison to yours, so he moves his party to your party
  • …you start the day with only one Monopoly die, due to a tragic accident at last years 4th of July party, and end the night with 10 Monopoly dice, thanks to a well timed surprise dice shower
  • …your screen balcony door falls off (but luckily you were able to fix it the next morning)
  • …three beers are spilled on your brand new rug, but miraculously they did not leave any stains
  • …you wake up the next morning to find a full bottle of beer in the toilet tank and another full bottle in the medicine cabinet
4th of July

4th of July

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